I Can't Believe Its Not Florida: The Brake Fluid Flasher

Kinja'd!!! "Axel-Ripper" (Axel-Ripper)
10/15/2013 at 20:43 • Filed to: To catch a flasher

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For the second time, police say a man approached a woman in a local parking lot in order to expose himself to her...

...In both instances, the man allegedly told the women their cars were leaking brake fluid. When he went around each vehicle to examine it, the victims say they caught the man masturbating.

http://www.wcnc.com/news/crime/Pol…


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Axel-Ripper
10/15/2013 at 20:46

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He could be from Florida though, you never know.


Kinja'd!!! Bird > Axel-Ripper
10/15/2013 at 20:48

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"The suspect fled the after the first woman said she was calling police. The other woman says she drove away and took the car to a mechanic, who found nothing wrong with the car."

I lol'd


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Axel-Ripper
10/15/2013 at 20:49

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Brake fluid is not the only thing leaking....


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > Axel-Ripper
10/15/2013 at 22:03

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Wait....

So he told them they had a leak, then he examined whilst jerking it?

How is even possible? I can barely hold on to my tools whilst crawling under the Jeep, let alone rub one out.